Why the World and all Business Practices Should be in the Hands of Children or .. The Lesson of the Cane Toad ….

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So it was father's day in Australia recently, cause hey if they can do something different and make their own arrangements .. they can and will … this is just the way of the Australian. Personally I think all the men who married North American women invented it so they can make out like a bandit and get in two days of father pampering … there is no such discrepency for mothers day …. not that most men pamper on that day ... "Hey babe, happy mothers day, lets have a big breakfast

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The long term damage of EmeraldGate. (codename … the Black Condor…)

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I was talking with Pais the other day on my special secret decoder phone (got out of a cereal box and it is wayyyy cool) .. We were deep into EmeraldGate reading the blogposts, discussing, ….

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...data mining .. lonely bluebird, fractured crystal, DDOS, secretly taped conversations, downloads, teleporting, attacked by griefers, security system, LL, concierge, security, hidden files, codes, take overs, lock downs, phox, bannings, phoenix….

And then I noticed … everyone on the train was moving away from me and whispering …..

I picked up my briefcase, attached to my arm with

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Twins

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We had triplets that came to our little house on the prairie school ... for about five minutes ...

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We all gathered around them and stared cause seeing triplets was almost as good as seeing the calf that was born with two heads ....(except the vet and the local paper did not show up and grandpa did not swear alot about lost revenues and blame the cow)

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So I thought it would be cool to pretend my brother and I were twins .. but don't blame me for putting him in a dress ..

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Craft Time With The Blisster – Underwire Jocks.

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Today, boys and girls we are going to make something special for the lovely person who came up with the underwire bra. Basically that was Howard Hughes who wanted Jane Russell to be better "supported" in her role in Outlaw. Howard is no longer with us but that should not deter all you little Blissters out there from wanting to pay back "MANkind" in general. And please do not be confused by the name … there is nothing KIND about this MAN. In fact this was probably the birthplace of all BDSM

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Black Lace and Pearls.

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I get my finest pearls from the farm ... they are usually found in front of the pigs cause people are always casting them there and the pigs are like .. "hey ya take them we have no idea why people keep throwing then down before us" ... cause pigs are not like really clued in about biblical stuff ....they don't even know the Jewish people dislike them so intensely. Pigs have thick skins though so they could probably handle it.

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The pearls are black but the mud does chip off sometimes so I

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Fanning the Flames (sans the fire)

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One of the questions I ask myself and frequently stay awake for hours tossing and turning is ... "What has happened to the lost art of fanning?"

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I mean a lady can tap her hand emphatically to make a point, she can whip it open to draw attention to herself ...

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She can flirt over the top of it with her eyes, demurely cool herself and feign boredom .....

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And you can smack the heck out of flies and husbands ... not necessarily in that order .... but it is an art .. and

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Fighting for the Spotlight

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They say when you dance in the chorus line you should never draw the eye .... but when there is a spotlight .. its a free for all .. full on contact sport .. take the others out completely ....

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I think that is an important rule to teach people and when you work late and those lights are shining right on your desk calling you .. get up there and dance ....

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Some of those cleaning people are really appreciative of something to help them pass the night and you doing Sound of

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Ballet Class.

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I am a firm believer that as adults we should do everything we wanted to do ... no excuses that your parents did not get you piano lessons .. go take lessons now ... never got to do figure skating .. do it now ...

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So there I was front and centre with about a dozen new 3 year old ballerinas doing our impression of butterflies while we ran around after Miss Lindsey and fluttered our arms and looked like butterflies are supposed to .... which evidently small children know and I must admit

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To The People Who Ride the REALLLLLY Tall Horses …

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First of all *looking up at you and reaching to hand you a handkerchief for your nosebleed wayyyyy up there on your high horse* … you are seated the wrong way … you are actually looking at the ASS of the horse and coincidentally … so am I ..

You hold onto all those rules you have for contacting you. I am not sure why we did not think of this in real life .. We could barricade ourselves in our offices, our stores, have high fences, snipers patrolling the perimeter, razor wire,

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written by Bliss Windlow posted on Bliss

Will the Real Fractured Crystal PLEASE Stand up Cause I am Confused as Hell.

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There are enough contradictions in this story to make a person cross eyed and each day the story gets more and more convoluted and bizarre. Logic sort of went out the window and instead we are discussing techno babble in a "I'm dancing as fast as I can" sort of defence that has my head spinning ...

On one hand THEY tell us that Fractured Crystal started the Emerald viewer and did some pretty amazing work … but on the other hand he is "THE EVIL ONE" that added the bad code. All him...

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written by Bliss Windlow posted on Social Bliss

Will the Real Fractured Crystal PLEASE Stand up Cause I am Confused as Hell.

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There are enough contradictions in this story to make a person cross eyed and each day the story gets more and more convoluted and bizarre. Logic sort of went out the window and instead we are discussing techno babble in a "I'm dancing as fast as I can" sort of defence that has my head spinning ...

On one hand THEY tell us that Fractured Crystal started the Emerald viewer and did some pretty amazing work … but on the other hand he is "THE EVIL ONE" that added the bad code. All him...

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Metal Heads.

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Hair can be used as weapon ... did you see the 80's??

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I remember some of those girls playing basketball with their sprayed up bangs ... ya you take off the hairclips etc but leave the bangs ....

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There are an awful lot of middle aged ex-basketball players now with severed fingers and glass eyes ....

SKIN: LionSkins
HAIR: Miamai
LASHES: On The Catwalk
DRESS: aDiva

written by Bliss Windlow posted on Blissimo

Rock Star.

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I usually dress like this when I head over to Crazy Clarks, or the Reject Shop. I like to wander in and see if my CD is still available and how sales are going .... it is important to be amongst your fans you know ....especially in summer ....

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so I usually do a quick go through of the cds .. mine is right next to Skippy the Kangaroos famous Australian Song "Matilda stopped waltzing once the dingos ate her legs" and the complete works of "Clogging the Australian way" with words written

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What’s the Buzz??

THE BUZZ

Blissé the week in review! August 23rd - August 29th. The blogzine for all things Bliss. Join now and you can be a BLISSter too.

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Anyone Can Be A CowGirl.

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Anyone can be a cowgirl .. seriously ...

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Cows are not particular ... they are actually kind of passive masochists really ... I mean have you ever been to a dairy farm?

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I think if cows ever were to come onto the grid (and I know many of you will argue there are already some here) I think they will head straight for Zindra .. but I am not sure about the whole Gorean thing .. cows suck at kneeling ....

SKIN: TheShe
LASHES: ByKay
HAIR: Sweet Hair, Sweet Faces
TOP:

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Einstein Supported Marrying Your Mom!

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I remember reading of a study some time ago where they looked at creativity in children. Children under 5 were found to have original ideas 90% of the time. By age 7 that percentage drops to 20%, and as adults only about 2% of our ideas are classified as original. The study was not trying to say that adults are less original than children, but that adults stop believing in their own creativity.

We have two hemispheres in our brain - the left and the right. Our left side wants the logic

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written by Bliss Windlow posted on Being Bliss-ed

Put Down the Designing Pen and Back Away and No-One Gets Hurt ….

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So Jaxie was so excited that I dated her brother cause she has been trying to get some loser to date him for ages … (I think she wants his room if he moves out) that she sent me these amazing shoes!!! And I loved them and it was a fatpack .. And I wore them and every time I got up during the night I had to just look at them again … until my hubby told me that having the laptop under the covers so I don't miss anything was just

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